Henlo frens. This is Snacker long boi. He has landed his drim job. He is chief sausage impersonator. He is trying to keep cool but can’t contain himbself. Please ignore his blep. 14/10.

Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]